Episode 6: The Cursed Door - Part 6 (The Cursed Door Finale)
RUST MONSTER meets a mysterious man in a mask, and express their opinions about metal.
Featured music: Scapegoating Holds the Serpents Leash by Woe Monger and the first ever song by RUST MONSTER: Fuck Metal, Bitches! (courtesy of Jordan Ardanaz of Phoenix Thunderbird).
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Episode 5: The Cursed Door - Part 5
n which RUST MONSTER fights some drunken, sleepy goblins, and tries to figure out what a bugbear is.
Featuring music by The Pack A.D. and Hashteroid.
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Episode 4: The Cursed Door - Part 4
The members of RUST MONSTER make a new friend, punch some goblins, and learn the dangers of skipping leg day.
Featuring music by Autem and War Baby.
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Episode 3: The Cursed Door - Part 3
In this episode, things start to heat up and get a little "in tents" for RUST MONSTER.
Featuring music by Juvie and Despistado.
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Episode 2: The Cursed Door - Part 2
RUST MONSTER meets a man who can turn into a bear.
Featuring music by Mobina Galore and Phoenix Thunderbird.
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Episode 1: The Cursed Door - Part 1
Meet RUST MONSTER, the greatest fantasy punk band you've never heard of.
In this episode, Rust Monster arrives in the town of Two Inns, meets a goat, and can't open a door.
Featuring music by The Smugglers and No Goods.
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